Recent reviews by xPhentom

This game is by far the best Indie game there is, right now. You play as Super Meat Boy, who has to save his girlfriend Bandage Girl from the evil Dr. Fetus.

There are over 300 levels, each one harder than the other and boy let me tell ya' they are really hard. The great thing about this game is, you respawn quickly which make it seem like your death never happened, so you just don't really care about your previous defeat and just try again.

The music also helps playing further, the 8-bit kinda rock/metal music in the background is really badass.

I'd give this game 9.5/10

This is by far the worst game I've ever played. The FPS holds its limits at 30, Everything is pretty dark, which make it even worse, since it not even a horror story. As you lay through the game you'll find many bugs and levels where you just ask yourself if the people have actually done enough effort to make this game, for instance: there's a level where you have to run away from a heli, the thing is, if you make one single mistake, you're dead. Now you think "Can't be that difficult", just wait... The animations take a lot of time so you'll already lose time, the controls itself are based on QWERTY keyboards, since I'm from Belgium, I had to play with AZERTY, which is much more difficult, since I can't change the settings. Now the story: it's such a childstory, no plottwist, nor a well made end.

TL;DR: 4/10

Whenever you hear someone say: " I'll never forget that game! " Bastion must be in his list of the unforgetable ones.
Not only is the voice acting incredibly good, the graphics and the storyline itself are at least 9.5/10. Beside that is the gameplay pretty simple with less than 10 necessary action buttons. It is possible to end the game in 5 hours or less.
The narrator doesn't give you a speech or anything, it only talks when neccesary. Hell, SuperGiantGame must be proud.

Believe me, you really want to play this game!