"Yes... Swooping is bad..."
- Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins

"I'm going to start writing down Tom's quote's, they're so amazing."
- Alex, A swede

"IMMIGRANTS! That's all they do, driving around listening to RAPS, and shooting all the... Jobs."
- Malory Archer, Archer

"Agh! It smells like the north end of a southbound goat!"
- Kaiden Alenko, Mass Effect 3

"Yeah I work drive thru... You won't though, it's hard."
- Calvin Banning

"Don't get me started on horse girls."
- Trent Littleton

"Its what's left over when you make cheese, and then they went and made cheese out of it. I don't understand."
-Alex, A Swede