Recent reviews by YourLocalAngel

I went into Yakuza: Like a Dragon with somewhat low expectations due to how different the game was, only to be blown away by the story. It's a really fun and entertaining RPG, with the story being just as goofy as you'd expect a dragon quest obsessed protagonist to go through. I love Ichiban, he's such a goofball and the battles totally suit his characters. I'm definitely looking forward to the next game, maybe Ichiban's got more adventures in store for him, as the new Dragon.

I haven't completely beaten this game, but hot DAMN is it a good one. Yakuza's story is like watching a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soap opera set in Japan, and this one is the crown jewel of story. Controls feel fantastic and I haven't had a dull moment playing.

Hey, anyone remember when this game had promise? I SURE DON'T.

New update completely broke my game. can't even lauch. until it's fixed, this will be negative.

This game is fun so far, but I still haven't finished the first part. If you are looking for a game that's long and good, this is for you. BUUUUUUUUT the graphics are polygonal (How dafuq do you spell that?), so if you're looking for quality graphics, DEAL WITH IT.

Gud game. great stress reliever.
I can shove a purple sex toy into zombies while wearing a bull costume.

Huh, didn't realize if you dropkicked a Zombie, you won't take damage, nor will any zombie think to try to eat you on the ground.
10/10 Would Dropkick zombie again

My adventure:
-new world
-went spelunking
-get boulder'd
-Die several times from those bats
-realize yoyos exist
-make yoyo and armor
-Mine two heart crystals and use them
-eye of cthulu spawns
-somehow win with yoyo
-get killed by a green slime right after.

10/10 would get rekt by slime again

Fun and good, but the only problem, not a lot of people play this game

lonelyness/10

won't let me close it! CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME OFF?