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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 12:14am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 12:14am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 1:17am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 11:07pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 12:12am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 10:56pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 12:07am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 5:57am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 11:46am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 11:18am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 6:09am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 3:06am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2016 @ 4:57am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 12:07am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 1:05am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2016 @ 10:20am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 12:14am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 8:13am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 12:06pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 9:45am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 7:22am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 10:36am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 7:09am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 8:48am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 4:29am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2017 @ 2:25am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2017 @ 2:17am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 2:09pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:17am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:50pm

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:14am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:38pm

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 7:55am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2020 @ 11:45am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:20am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 10:53am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 11:23am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:25am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

Heaven

Got drunk enough and found the key.