Typical coward. hiding far af and sniping while camping. you guys were garbage.

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Long story short i got a part of my foreskin ripped off. Not much but enough. Currently in the ER.

Now long story: I was bored and couldn’t find a game to play and i was naked. So i walked up to the PS5 and did a mini squat, stretched my foreskin till about 5cm and put it in the disc drive.

At first it started sucking the disc (♥♥♥♥ haha) for a few seconds and then it stopped briefly. I stood there and looked into my tv with great shame for those few seconds. Then the console beeped once and proceeded to suck in the bottom of my foreskin and it had torn it off. A little piece but enough to start the bleeding.

Now i’m currently in the ER getting my foreskin fixed, the culprit PS5 is still at home and i haven’t pressed charges. Never really told the doctors the truth either.

l8r ♥♥♥♥♥boi

i would rather eat a donkey's ♥♥♥♥ than play someone like you again. you sat still for 40 seconds, holding down back and not moving. i wont stand for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like that

you are literally the most boring player i have ever played, i bet half of your gametime is sitting there holding down back. that was awful. i dont mind losing but to that? is that really fun for you? honestly?