Why are there raining frogs?

"TheOverWeightGentleman🚽: i am a quad-sexual plexiglass funnel. Stop opressing me"
-FatMan 2015

"Autist Formerly Known as ♥♥♥♥♥: I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. people say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me ''Apache'' and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding"
-Fatman 2015, again.

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