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+rep A lovely dude to drink wine with ;)

+rep deathmarch player

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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Frankly ♥♥♥♥ the hre, being the emperor fells like I’m baby sitting 59 teenagers who are all going through their rebellious phase. And it does not help that the A.E.I.O.U. Achievement for Austria requires you to actually go through that hell hole and make them spit out provinces left and right until they say: “screw you dad, I’m going to be friends with the French”! And then the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reformation happens and all your hard earned imperial authority disappears, because of some prick with a piece of paper and a hammer, started a god forsaken revolution, and now every ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from lubeck to Mulhouse thinks they can take me on now, can’t blame them when the ottomans keep poking their noses in. -sincerely a very tired and very old emperor.