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Damn, were you frying chicken in there?

Haha for real though, you piss loud as hell and I think that's pretty cool.

My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.

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Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm cleaning up my friends list. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut in staying on it, and I am sorry. We never become better and more prosperous if we don't learn from our mistakes. Also, I have no interest in trying to be friends with someone who thinks they have 65 friends or whatever you're up to now. Do you even have 1 real friend or just collecting people you don't know on steam? Either way I don't think you know or have any clue what you're doing and I want nothing to do with it.

+rep has bought many Bad Dragon's from me with no hassle or funny business

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+rep you bought sticker from me on the market :D

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Send this to 5 hoe's or you arent a hoe'

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