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Scully: Mulder...toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open.

"The X-Files: Die Hand Die Verletzt"

Mulder: Get this Scully, the lab analysis from the first bit
of fibre we found just came back... it's lace.
Scully: Chantilly lace?
Mulder: You know what I like!

"The X-Files: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose"
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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