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Paxton
Probably only swiped right for your dog. Love traveling, Netflix, and Fleetwood Mac. Extremely sarcastic. Tr*mp supporters, pisces, and hookups can swipe left
Probably only swiped right for your dog. Love traveling, Netflix, and Fleetwood Mac. Extremely sarcastic. Tr*mp supporters, pisces, and hookups can swipe left
Currently Online
Blood Gorilla Oct 16, 2025 @ 9:57pm 
My pronouns are: Biological Man/
Real Man/All-Natural, Free-Range Organic Man/Archetypally Masculine Protector & Provider Man as a man ought to be/Man of Woman Born
/XY-Chromosomal Man/Captain Patriarchy, Enforcer of the Gender Binary/He of natural-born BIG-STICK ENERGY & stones of testament

Failure to abide by the above is a hat-crime subject to summary justice. XD
Blood Gorilla Feb 27, 2025 @ 1:18pm 
Best Kisser of 2024
MF DOUG Dec 20, 2024 @ 10:19pm 
GRAND DAD!!!
Blood Gorilla Jan 16, 2024 @ 10:24am 
this guy eats rats
Blood Gorilla Jan 3, 2023 @ 2:51pm 
i farted
MF DOUG Jun 21, 2018 @ 2:46pm 
I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)

Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)

"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month