The one and only Mona Lisa, What an absolutely beautiful specimen... Leonardo really captured her beauty with such ease in that portrait. One day I wish to own that very painting, and I will take superb care of it. I wish to display it above my porcelain throne and perhaps every once in a blue moon shoot my thick ropes upon it, Not only to pay tribute to the delightful artwork but also to hand down to my next of kin. Perhaps they will appreciate it in the same manor and we could one day have a priceless family heirloom that holds all of our DNA. Please contact me with the pricing for this beautiful artwork and if you wish you could bless it with a little bit of your DNA first? I will not force you but I believe it would pay great homage to you once owning this nearly priceles artifact!

Best Wishes,
Sergeant Cream

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I second Mac's statement

Dear J, I regret to inform you that you are unfortunately too Old and Fat to continue repping the Good Guys name. We demand that you remove the "Good Guy" tagline from your name to avoid any further legal or physical action being taken against you. May god help your soul.
Sincerely, The entire "Good Guys" team

You really are gonna talk all that ♥♥♥♥ huh?
Well.... you know what?
Have fun living your life being old, fat and miserable.
Good Guy J? more like Old Fat J.