Recent reviews by Chief Turkey

I was sprinting in a hallway when I saw a turret.
I got so scared that I forgot to aim and emptied my whole clip before I stopped running.
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killed myself and the turret just kept spinning, it would have been hilarious if it was not the third time I was responsible to my death.

I can be Terry Crews and murder a pixel copy of Mel Gibbson.

GAME OF THE MILLENNIUM