🌲Merry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🌲 to all my SLUTTY 🙉 little 💅 elves 👅.⭐ Congratulations ⭐ you've made Santa's NAUGHTY list 🥺😈 Make sure your COOKIE 😽 is ready for MILK🤶🌧🙀 cos Santa's 🎅 gonna slide UP your CHIMNEY 😛 Tis the season of GIVING 🎁😏 so wrap your gift right 🍆🍑 or the holiday PREGNOG 🥛 will have you feeling like the Virgin Mary 😇😩👼. SCREWge 😠😏 listened to the Ghost 👻 of Christmas Yet to ♥♥♥ 👀🤝🍾 and you should too 😌. Send this to 10 HO-HO-HOES 🥵 and Little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Boys🙋🥁. Get 10 or more back and you're THE Saint ♥♥♥♥ 💦 Get 5 back and you're a mistleHOE 🌿 Get 0 back and find out the true meaning of FISTmas🥊 when the rawdog reindeers run a sleigh on you 🦌☔😝🧻