Recent reviews by Spamvich

Games are great. Negative reviews are literally just skill issues, get good before you start complaining, the rhythm is so easy to keep yall are just trash at the game, accept it. Also remake Patapon 3 too plz

A classic RPG remastered in HD looking better than ever. Honestly ignore most of the negative reviews, most of these reviews are complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who didnt know it was a turn based rpg and what that entails because all they play is Fortnite or whatever or those who wanted the game to be something its not. Don't listen to the pronoun police ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ either, being Body Type A/B doesn't make the game "woke propaganda" or whatever. Its a good game, just wait for a sale, cause 60 bucks is a bit much tbh, I concede that point

Pros:
Is Dragon Quest
Party creation with crazy customizable options
Looks Fantastic
Slime
Difficulty options for those who want an easier/harder experience for preference
Mods can fix most issues you might have
Tons of QOL features
Mostly balanced progress and levelling
Fun to explore and see whats new
Long adventure with good replay value so you should get your moneys worth no matter what you play

Cons:
A bit pricy for what it is overall
Probably need a really good pc to run it at max settings
It is still a rebuilt NES game, so the story and characters are pretty simple, but this is kinda a nitpick tbh
A difficulty spike here and there
Some dumb censorship changes because millennials are ♥♥♥♥ and cry about everything

This is a certified Hood Classic™

Literally best sprite maker software ever

IDK whats up with the decent amount of negative reviews, I have no issues with graphics or controls and my computer is a piece of crap. Also yeah its no Stardew Valley content wise but they made it clear from day 1 its just a remake of AWL adding some QOL things, if you didnt play the original it may not seem as special to you but the game overall is still undoubtedly good.

Look Ive stopped caring about the Heavy update forever ago, all good things must come to an end but if you're gonna abandon the game at least leave it in a playable state, fix the bots and reverse the stupid changes competitive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whined about ruining half of the weapons, specially since comp is completely dead. Just fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game already pls.

This used to be a GOAT game in its heyday but now its filled with autists and tards and just general pedo creeps trying to get underage girls to join their discord, it is LITERALLY unplayable unless you have a good chunk of friends to play it with. Devs also work at winter molasses pace at actually fixing and optimizing ♥♥♥♥ and every update makes you set your 20 settings over again. I try to play a game every now and then but every time im reminded why i quit. Sucks to see games like these go from great to unplayable trash but thats life.

Wise words from Tobey Maguire:
"Its Pizza Time"

First of all PLEASE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIX the horrendous hamster ball hitboxes, ive died to so many while getting barely tapped meanwhile i ram right into someone and it doesnt even register the slightest bit of extra ping is like playing with auto kill cheat codes. Besides that...

I like how simple it is. Hopefully this keeps going and doesnt die quickly like Rumbleverse, cause I'm still hurting after losing that awesome BR. Fortnite added about 500 million new things and its hard for me to get into/keep up with stuff like that meanwhile here you drop in, learn how the weapons, armor and drops work and survive from the get go, simple as that, nothing new or crazy really since and it has enough variety to stay interesting. Also I won multiple games before making any in game purchase with real currency and the only things I've bought after are skins basically, so the negative comments saying its "pay to win" are lying out of their ass and probably just insecure about how bad they are. Anyway fun f2p time waster

Tried verifying game chache, updating drivers, uninstall reinstalling, nothing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ works, always crashed my computer on startup. Piece of ♥♥♥♥ ass game.