Mess with the meow meow you get the peow peow


The amount of cancer i had to go through to get here was alot, but i assure you that it was worth it in the end.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my cancerous personality, closly followed by my smashing vaginis. I hope you will not laugh at my vaginis, as women have in the past, or treat my penis that lays in my eardrum like a joke.

yesterday I wanted to burn some calories so I found a fat man and lit him on fire

Jorgenson: Can you multitask nguyen?
Nguyen: Do you look like i can?

Jorgenson: Nguyen needs to take a chill pill and eat a tide pod

Jorgenson: Sometimes you just oof my potatos

I want to sleep with you. No, I don't mean have sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under a blanket. In your bed. While you're laying on my arm with my other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked, so it's chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as i slit your throat and sacrifice your wirthless life to the dark overlord.

With a wave of my finger
And a flick of my ♥♥♥♥
One zap from me will kill you quick
So get on your knees to suck and blow
But not right now, I've got to go!