I need a Deftones themed footjob with syrup the ocky way from an autistic puppygirl with round wireframe glasses

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hello my name is Nikolai, I would like to take you out for some dinner, drink some vodka and gargle your balls after you have had nice meal. Afterwards, I shall spread thy bussy and look into your eyes with burning passion and rock hard ♥♥♥♥. Please let me know if offer sounds enticing to you so we can have major fun

+rep boobiful human, christ like headshots and one of the few people i frequently enjoy gaming with. Maintains a positive outlook on life while making time for silly shenanigans. An OG. Thanks for being you!

Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó!
Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chilling
Wǒ hěn xǐ huān bing chilling
Dàn shì "sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ" bǐ bing chilling
"sù dù yǔ jī qíng, sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ"
Wǒ zuì xǐ huān
Suǒ yǐ xiàn zài shì yīn yuè shí jiān
Zhǔn bèi
Yī, èr, sān

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