I was only 9 years old
I loved Payday so much, i had all the dlc
I pray to Hoxton every night before bed, Thanking him for the life i've been given
"Hoxton is love, Hoxton is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Hox
I called him a ♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im gay now
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
Its Hoxton
I am so happy
He whispers in my ear "Its Payday Fellas!"
He grabs me with his powerful, british hands and puts me on my hands and knees
Im ready
I spread my ♥♥♥ cheeks for Hoxton
He penetrates my vault
It hurts so much but i do it for Hox
I can feel my vault opening
I push against his force
I want to please Hox
He roars a mighty roar as he steals the cash from my vault
My dad walks in
Hoxton looks him straight in the eye and says "Did you miss me, Ya ♥♥♥♥♥s!"
Hox leaves through my window
Hox is love, Hox is life