Haha whats up douche bag, it’s tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember that cod player you had a crush on? Yeah we’re married now. I make over 200k a year.

This guy saved my child from a burning building. He is a true American hero

As the the frothy log off duce droped on to my face,I could smell the undigested pot roast from 3 days ago. I usualy clean up after a chocolate shower but the smell was to exciting,I had to play with it. I collected the nutty,semi-bloody man fuge from my face with my already duce coverd fingers and shaped it into a lipstick like mashed nugget,then proceded to apply it to my lips like a kid with a crayon. half way thru finger painting i managed to sniff a fair amount in to my nostrils,and it became quite a problem. i halked the biggest poo/snot lugy,spat it onto his fudgehole and went to town......grandpa will love me forever<33

i thought it was soundpad but he actually sounds like this

talks like narrator from stanley parable

this guys smells , he does not shower.