Just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express. Ass crack of dawn. The rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move MY feet out the aisle? These are size 13 shoes. I'm inbred. I'm the serpent in the garden with nicotine poisoning. You're on vacation with your kids and I'm dying in real life.

"Fear not death for the hour of your doom is set and none may escape it." - Saga of the Volsungs, c.5

"The unwise think they will live forever if they can avoid fighting, but old age will give them no peace, even if spears spare their life." - Hávamál, Stanza 16

“Cattle die, kinsmen die, and oneself must also die; But there's one thing that never dies in this world, The reputation carried by the dead.” - Hávamál, Stanza 78

"If you want to be very wise, be happy at home, and cheerful with a guest​. Cultivate wisdom, a good memory, and eloquence, and speak kind words often. You’ll be called a fool if you've nothing to say — that’s the mark of the unwise" - Hávamál, Stanza 103

"It is better not to pray at all than to pray for too much; nothing will be given that you won't repay. It is better to sacrifice nothing than to offer too much." - Hávamál, Stanza 145

"It is better to fight and fall than to live without hope." - The Saga of the Volsungs, c.12.

"We often regret saying too much and seldom regret saying too little" - The saga of Freysgothi, c.7.

"There is more honor in accumulating little by little than in reaching for the sky and ending up flat on your face." - Vatnsdæla Saga, c.7

"Wisdom is welcome, wherever it comes from." - Bandamanna Saga, c.10

"Better a brief spell of honour than a long rule of shame." - Laxdaela Saga, c.29

"Where fault can be found, the good is oft ignored." - Njal’s Saga