I am a ♥♥♥ pig. There, I've said it. I love ♥♥♥. I love the sight of it as it gushes from a penis like water from a fire hose. I love the myriad smells of it that linger long after the goo is gone. I love the taste of it, my own or someone else's. I love the feel of it on my hands as I jerk off and on my tongue as I slurp it up from another man's ♥♥♥♥, balls, ass, chest, face, lips, or tongue. I love the shock of it as it blasts into my mouth and assaults the back of my throat. I love the reassurance of it as it oozes down my penis across my balls and onto my perineum. I love the magic of it as the ♥♥♥ of other men mingles with my own when we swap the elixir back and forth before consuming it all in deep French kisses. What more can I say? I. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Love. ♥♥♥!

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