I am more than just some geek.

I rescued the princess.
I stopped the Reapers from wiping out all life in the galaxy.
I vanquished not one, but sixteen colossal beasts to save the woman I loved.
I brought down the evil Umbrella Corp.
I assassinated the entire Templar order.
I escaped Silent Hill.
I learned the cake is a lie.
I saved Gotham City.
I saved the girl and wiped out the debt.
I learnt the war never changes.
I found the eight pages.
I placed blocks to make my own world.
I chose the fate of an underwater city.
I discovered the identity of the Origami Killer.
I killed a Locust Horde.
I caught 'em all.

I AM A GAMER.

Also get the hell off my profile