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Womp womp

Let this stand as a testimony for what we can and will accomplish when standing together.

Be it through the gunpowder smoke and fires of the frontlines or through the incompetent bureaucrats' wishes, we shall stand united and fight tyranny in every sense of its meaning and existence.
Well fought soldiers.


My life for Super Earth.
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After killing all the Goblins outside the Druid grove when my party first arrive there, one of my party members thought it was a good idea to go around and loot every barrel in the grove despite the fact he was in clear view of EVERYONE and very obviously so stealing from them, thus whense he is thrown in jail he decides he cannot wait his sentence out and so breaks out of his cell. FIVE TIMES and proceeds to get caught every single time and when he finally do manage to escape we get a cutscene of all the druids beginning their order 66 and start systematically killing all the tieflings, saying they're with Zevlor.

So the only logical explaination my party had for this was that our bard had started a racewar between the druids and tieflings by stealing some potatoes even though we had helped them not even 5 minutes ago

This is just barely 3 hours in our first session on our brand new campaign and if this doesn't scream DND I don't know what does.

It's alright

It's okey I guess

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