my first choice as bouncer for the goon cave

Gaming

ball liker

warning to anyone thinking about being friends with this guy, still thinks among us imposter memes are funny

i think this water might be solid............................................ :thinking:

LIES LIES LIES DECEPTION AND LIES

just walked into his room while it was completely dark, and after a few seconds he seemed to realize i was in there because he, muffled, yelled something along the lines of "GEYUR ♥♥♥♥ OUMMY MOUF." when i turned the lights on to see what the deal was him and his boyfriend were laying there. what should i do? i've never been more embarrassed and this is my first time with something like this

NOOO, IM NOT A FEDERAL AGENT I SWEAR

you were never one of us. you were nothing but a usurper, a false idol. my eyes have been opened. let me help you to see, glowie

on god

what a caring friend always watching out for you

thanks

Im Always Watching

SHUT UP ITS NOT TRUE ITS NOT TRUE

said he likes being woken up with surprise CBT because "the pain makes him stronger"

you were my nemesis during that match and i kinda feared you lol

Listen....getting my head blown off by a sawn off wasnt the worst. I dont add people but ♥♥♥♥ it, keep it up

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

love you!!!!

wanna gut him so bad

+rep let me whisper death threats in his ear

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

it only felt right to attend his funeral but in horror upon reaching it i found the individual trying to climb into the coffin with the corpse of the doctor, insisting that they were gay lovers and he needed to hold him one last time. the doctors family spent 5 minutes desperately trying to take him out of the coffin before the cops finally arrived and put him under custody. i hope this individual gets the death sentence.

for 20 horrible minutes i listened to the doctor loudly search for the bomb, and after reaching orgasm several times. that didn't stop this individual, though, after the fourth time finishing he insisted that he cuddle with the doctor who angrily searched for the explosive. it was around this time that he finally realized the bomb threat was a hoax. shortly after, i dont know who was more scarred, me or the doctor. after heading home i seriously considered blowing my brains out, but the doctor supposedly beat me to it.

once they left the room i felt a little uneasy as if he did have a bomb, i wasn't very fond of dying, but none the less it was already done. the doctor took out two blue surgical gloves and then in horror i realized where he had hidden the bomb, but the loud erotic screaming of the individual as he was given a cavity check was all i needed to hear to be emaciated. the doors, locked to make sure he didn't get out, spelt my ears doom.

oh yeah. also had to visit the doctors with him because he was arrested for a bomb threat, i thought it was very weird at the time because while he's definitely strange he isn't the kind of person to do this. he asked me for back up, so foolishly i went to the doctors trying to be a good person. after sitting in the waiting room for five minutes the nurse came out and brought me and him in, the doctor stood next to two officers who promptly cuffed him to the operation table.

-rep doesnt hit random women with bricks

just demanded a second round with teeth brushed?? not complaining just hope he doesnt wear a skirt again

2nd body, didnt brush teeth before head

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ i knew it ♥♥♥♥ you and your dead ass dog

sorry , the restraining order is still in order. please do not contact me further

wanna try to go to disneyland again forget the past smooches ♥♥♥♥ out my bellybutton we can make it perfect this time just drop the restraining orders ok hunny pie

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

COOOOOOOOOOOME HOOOOOOOOOOOME

i will repeat the actions of which happened in 1997. the incident of '97 they call it. you will be just like the 74 children in that school, simon. beware. i know where you are. i can smell you. i am 300 meters from your location and approaching rapidly in my 2004 honda civic. you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead kiddo

PLEASE STOP YOURE SCARING ME

should of left it alone but you couldn't now im coming in a full rage you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ told the cops i broke the restraining order i will make the Disney land experience happen all over again and not only your dog will drown this time never ever i mean ever call the police again or i will DO IT!

while u are crying in your room and someone knock at your door and you stop crying and smiling in front of someone but you are still crying inside your deep heart and feeling the pain. I can feel the pain

No matter who you are, no matter what you've done, Jesus knows your feelings, he loves you more than anyone can love you, he has the best for your life, he wants to save you, give your life to him, and your story will make sense. ✝️=❤

Mom: stop living in your room
Friends: stop acting depressed
grandparents: being depressed is not a joke
brother: Lol your depressed
Me: just keep smiling, just keep smiling :)

Your skin is not paper, so don't cut it"

"Your neck is not a coat, so don't hang it"

"Your face is not a book, so dont judge it"

"Your life is not a movie, so dont end it"

Pillow: Don't worry I'm here to catch your tears.
Bed: Don't worry I'm here to help you cry yourself to sleep.
Mirror: Don't worry I'll laugh with you and cry.
Shadow don't worry i won't judge the way you look.
🙂💕

someone really preaching god in the comments lmao

All right, Campers. I heard from an anonymous source that SOMEONE posted a gay-pride copy pasta on my profile calling me gay. Not. Cool. Dudes.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.

I wont pay those either

Oh I'm going to prison?

The one paid for by my tax dollars?

Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.

I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times

follow me do not believe in the devil believe in GOD Hi! I am just a Dad who is trying to help people. It is my belief that the youth of today is blind. I do not mean any harm, I want to spread the word.

𝐺𝑜𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑢 𝑎 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛
Hi! I hope your having an amazing and blessed day. God sent his son to die on the cross for us! Make sure to spread the Gospel before it's to late. Repent and Pray to God every day. You should be able to thank God! He wakes you up every day and works hard to put a smile on your face. Thank God for what he does for you and others, remember all of those funny time in life? God is always with you working hard to put a smile on his son's creation. I believe and have faith that I can try to be a better person, and not be a bad influence. I pray that you guys are safe and blessed, and that you feel loved. Amen Live laugh levi!

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