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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.1 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
buddy punched me so hard i turned gay and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him
Posted June 13, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
86.9 hrs on record (38.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
POSITIVE: The game itself is very fun, especially with friends, as there is always a certain mystery to what ghost you're being hunted by. Each mission can be uniquely challenging because of the different ghost types with their own special ways of spooking.
When playing alone the spooky factor is dialed up to nine as there is no one to talk to or joke around with except the ghost. Each scare is much more effective while you're alone, like the loud footsteps around you, objects being thrown, and radios randomly turning on.

NEGATIVE: Rather limited selection of maps with very common ghost rooms which takes away from the scariness and replaces it with hints of boredom (Please make Asylum smaller like holy ♥♥♥♥ that map is way to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big).
Once you reach professional missions there is no progression afterwards, only more ghost hunts in the same buildings you've been going to for ten hours.

WAYS TO IMPROVE:
I would start with more, better, scares. Like a pair of eyes in the dark when your flashlights unexpectedly malfunction, or a hand poking out from a door, slightly ajar, which retreats when seen. Ghost leaning around corners when in the limits of your vision, and most of all, a scarier death animation.
Then, I would create more maps: A really open mansion with big rooms and staircases, a hotel with long corridors and elevators, an underground bunker or home with an expansive complex (not as big as Asylum though). These are just some ideas that come to mind, I'm sure the devs are fully capable of better ideas than me.

TL;DR
Game is good, very scary
Posted October 29, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
624.8 hrs on record (208.5 hrs at review time)
Destiny 2 is almost never fun unless you have a group of people to play it with, otherwise the only source of enjoyment is leveling up and getting exotics that you soon learn or complete garbage. Seriously, the endgame is in such a weak spot and has been for a while, though the seasonal content can be rewarding at times it is often extremely underwhelming.
Crucible (PvP) is full of people with Mountaintops and Fighting Lions (grenade launchers) and almost every game has someone with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet connection. Combine this with the many bugs that affect matchmaking and you get an experience that is at best slightly entertaining and at worst extremely aggravating and uninstall worthy.
Raids are this game's only saving grace, as they are all well crafted and fun with a fireteam of 5 friends (as long as they aren't braindead). Each one is unique with its own special mechanics and puzzles. The loot is meh most of the time both utility and cosmetics wise.
Overall, this game can be fun with friends but going solo is definitely a good way to be consumed by boredom.
TL;DR - Get a PS4 or an Xbox and buy Destiny 1 which is a much better game. Trust me, you will enjoy it a lot more than Destiny 2.
Posted May 5, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
707.7 hrs on record (429.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
dont get carried in your ranking matches you will never make it out of silver
Posted December 26, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
190.8 hrs on record (98.9 hrs at review time)
Out of all the open-world survival games I've played, I have never had as much of a constantly fun and engaging experience as the one I had playing Subnautica. From the beautifully crafted story to the environment and music, this game shines. This is what Early Access should create, EVERYTIME!
Posted June 10, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
3,886.0 hrs on record (3,559.6 hrs at review time)
im new but it's going pretty well :)
Posted December 23, 2016. Last edited February 13, 2020.
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