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heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

British people when you say "truth or dare" instead of "authentic factual response or mischievous challenge"

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joined heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

just found out that people eat fish, what the actual f*ck, what the f*ck you guys

actually on second thought that's kinda hot

(　-_･)ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 I HAVE A CLEAR SHOT

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watermelon eating, monkey tree swinging, gas station robbing, drug dealing, cage sitting, whippable cotton picking, jordan wearing, chicken eating, 1800’s farming equipment, banana grabbing ♥♥♥♥ flicker

come on down to McDonald’s to get a McAssWopping because apparently you can’t McMind your McF*cking business

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody)
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rat ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dirty old ♥♥♥♥, 69 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tied in a knot

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bend over

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱!

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老公不在家 找一个男朋友

С Новым годом

ur a S T I N K E R :)

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🔥🔥 We can be friends  for future games 🔥🔥

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✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨

✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅

 
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Oh hai, Darky-senpai's steam profile be teh cutest ting eva! Every tiem I seez it, mah heart jus goes "uwu"! It's so kawaii n sugoi n I jus can't halp but feelz all warmz n fuzzy inside! Keep bein ur adorable self, Darky-senpai! ^w^

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

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Haggy, 😩 My lil baddie 🥵 got ass like a Malaysian, break her back like she Caucasian, give her a limp bc she love this ♥♥♥♥ 😈 pound that hussy like its bussy, i want the mud snussy 🥺

ok, listen up bud you're a kid and you're getting cocky. you snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me but you have no chance. I am a call of duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it weren't for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he looked at me funny. So don't get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill//deadth ratio, you're going down kid. As soon as I finish the campaign I'm tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. You've been warned.

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There are not enough words in the English lexicon to describe how much I want to ravage Astolfo’s bussy. Every time I see him I get so turned on I need to beat one out to him. Every time I weep that I’ve wasted precious jizz I could have used to paint his intestines white. I dream of the day technology advances to the point where I can actually ♥♥♥ inside him, and make him my hot malewife. Everytime I come home he will ask if I want dinner, a bath, or him, and every time I will respond by pounding his soft, supple bussy until he can’t walk anymore.

Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

absolute cringe of an avatar border, pls ♥♥♥

your dog really does looks like chop! just like i really does looks like my mom xu xiao lan forever! just like i forever really does looks like my mom xu xiao lan forever! just like i really does forever looks like my mom xu xiao lan foever!

hes 2 fast 2 bicurious. JAJAJAJAJA

RIP Dark. He went to the store to buy milk, had a stroke and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died

oh ♥♥♥♥ my bad bro, move the frogs to the back

who is kos?

Dark, this message my not reach you but I want you to know that I love you so dearly and I hope you also received a bag of my poop and my hair in my honor of missing you so much uwu. You're the strongest and most manly man I've ever seen and I miss you everyday with every bone and boner I have and get. You're my magnet and I need you in my life. You're the rusty spoon to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You're the used needle to my crack addict. Please come home soon I love youLove,Lil ♥♥♥ Sauce

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum...

Need new juul spots 😡

Mr. Wilson caught me in the bathroom next to the cafeteria and took away my Juul (don’t worry I stole it back while he was breaking up a fight) and now I need to find a new spot so if any of you guys have any ideas let me know but I have a few requirements for a new spot

must be near a vending machine for when I get the munchies after taking a big rip

must not be used a lot because I don’t want to smell someone’s ♥♥♥♥ while I’m doing hits

must be near an exit just in case the principal finds me again

must be near a hallway where thicc freshman walk by

Those are my requirements and you guys can just leave your spots down below and we can meet up 7th period

also if you ever find a Juul with a rick & morty wrap that ones mine so give it to me by the dumpsters after school

Thanks for any spots you guys have and I can’t wait to Juul there soon

Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u. sniffs and notices ur bulge owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hey man my gf's been angry at me lately, found some hardcore gay porn magazines under my bed and thinks im full on gay now. ive told her those were from way back when i was 11 and into that♥♥♥♥♥♥ but she aint listening man and shes forcing me to stop talking to men all together. i had just got done sleepin with my gf's sis when my gf called me and asked if her sis and i wanted to go out shopping. shes the kinda woman who doesnt take no for answer so i didnt have much choice. after buying a few groceries i told the guy at the counter to have a good day and my gf pinned me to the floor and stuffed my mouth full of baba ganoush screaming in anger. so just for precautionary measures, think u culd change ur profile to a girl? preferably a blonde, and make sure to link her instagram and any pornos shes done so she knows im only into females.

you know what guys, you gotta shoot your shot. She didnt accept my friend request and that's really sad but sometimes your shot misses. What I'm trying to say is that although I love this woman from the bottom of my heart, she didn't return the affection and I'm just gonna have to move on. I know you don't feel the same way, but I just want to let you know that I love you Sheril and I'll never stop loving you 'till the day I die <3

Hi pervert. What do you want? I'm just a little normal girl, that wants to learn japanese. Got it? No? Ok. Try again. Leave my Profile right now. If you don't do this, I will kill you. I don't have any interests to have Camsex or something like that. So, you pervert, Shut up and leave my profile right now. Thanks.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
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can you make me a sandwich

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

MOVE I HAVE A KIT

add this account if your friends with dark

Probably not