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20.3 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The extremely obvious out of the way first. it is a crazy early access project, expect your computer to suffer if you aren't running top of the line hardware, there are performance drops but they happen mostly on the bigger map late into the game when there are hundreds of units.

Now onto the less obvious, the RTS portion of the game (at least at the time I am writing this) feels and is very limited, there is one very clear progression line and feels like there isnt much room to play around but i will update this when i have more hours
Secondly, the game beautiful in a milsim way, earlier while playing with my friend we found the tracers very beautiful
Thirdly i must say that playing singleplayer can be very boring if you arent into RTS's, it feels very much meant to play with friends or a coordinated squad

This game receive a very arbitrary Very Fun/10
Posted 17 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.5 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
like, doom eternal, more fun, skill floor is ok (there is a game journalist difficulty), skill ceiling is pretty damn high and less corporate padding so simpler(ish)

pros:
-high intensity
-lives up to its title
-music is hella pog
-not made for game jounalists

cons:
-you will probably have a heart attack if you are over 25
-addictive as ♥♥♥♥

overall 9.5/10, removed .5 as there could be a bit more bass in the music to really make you blood vessels pop
Posted 7 July, 2022.
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52.1 hrs on record (28.0 hrs at review time)
this game is pretty good
Posted 10 October, 2021.
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19.7 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've been at this ♥♥♥♥ for 7 hours in one sitting, this is what a mobile games wants to be but is to ♥♥♥♥ to succeed at it, pretty good if you are sick and cant think due to the constant headaches and/or ibuprofen, its free so its a net positive, it'll waste your time to, pretty enjoyable little game, very simple, 10 burger king burgers out of 15 foot lettuces
Posted 4 October, 2021.
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812.3 hrs on record (388.2 hrs at review time)
yeah, its a really good game, it will ruin your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life dont get me wrong, and there is also a faint sense of cosmic karma in there, so if you want RUST without the toxic kids and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dinosaurs then its a full recommend, if you like hard survival games that will destroy you it is also a solid recommend.

ARK is a podcast game, boot up some music or anything else in the background and do your things.

Only bad thing is that it requires third party software like note pad to not get lost, but then its like being mad at DOOM Eternal for forcing you in the fun zone.

TLDR: game good, use notepad and music
Posted 8 June, 2021.
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738.7 hrs on record (344.1 hrs at review time)
yeah, its pretty ok, i guess
Posted 24 May, 2021.
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157.4 hrs on record (50.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
for a team of 5 devs working magic on 3 games at the same time, it is really good, i may have a bias because ants and rts, but the game is 100% worth a try, so download the demo first, and if you like it then buy the game.
Posted 29 March, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
this game makes me feel retarded
Posted 12 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
21.1 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
the chopper goes fathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathufathu
the terrorists go bang bang bang, bang bang bang
jokes aside its a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, like real good, buy it now
Posted 8 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
16.8 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
best feature is you can stack crates, and stack guns on crates.
69/10
you can also do massive suicide charge
very good game
Posted 13 August, 2020.
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