A man, who appears to have misplaced his pants, is quite tired. After an undoubtedly long day at work he decides to have a seat on a glass mason jar and take a rest.

Much to the man's surprise, the mason jar enters his anus. He stops, perhaps paralyzed in surprise (spoilers, this was not a surprise). Now, it is important to note that his undoing is the fact that he place this jar down "open side UP" with no top on.

The jar breaks, inside his anus. He literally does not make a single sound or even really look that surprised (you can't see his face, just his mid torso to his feet (he's squatting, obviously)). He reached down (from the back so as not to obscure the camera's view) to pull the larger and small bits of glass out of his anus. He bleeds, profusely.

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