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Icl ts pmo dnt Sybau tho br kept tlkng fr dwg, unc

-rep dumb name

sharp shots

always reliable, include me

[1]
I woke up one morning decided to go to my shop I saw a prime bottle just whispering to me saying take a sip so I decided to listen to my thoughts. I bought the bottle and upon picking it up I instantly wanted to stick it up my ass. I knew something was wrong I felt this dark strange aura around the prime bottle. I opened the lid and a whiff of ksi and Logans cu/m just went up my nose I knew at this moment there was no turning back. I sipped the cu/m down my throat and as the green liquid poured down my long oesophagus I had this urge to suck coc/k. I then went to a random black guy and said I want Ur coc/k he said ok. He took his pants off and I saw this black huge coc/k swing in front of me as I started sucking, and his baby making juice just poured in my mouth and I wanted more I told him I need more, but he was done, his tank was empty, I cried, as I was upset I then drank more prime until there was nothing left.

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Afterwards I wanted all the cu/m from every coc/k possible. So I was thinking how to suck multiple coc/ks at once, it was then KS and Logan Paul appeared Infront of me and took there pants of I sucked them both off and too my suprise I had unlimited prime at my disposal as there tiny baby's mixed and went down my man throat there cocktail of mixed unprocessed humans was swallowed down my throat like nectar from a sweet flower, I was in a happy place and then I woke up and my ass had a prime bottle in it and I saw ksi and Logan wink at me from the distance.

10/10 would drink prime again

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Being a himbo hentai audio recorder must be so weird. Imagine this: the voice actress is in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much she loves old man dìck at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees her through a glass window from the other room. You see her mouth "Yamete!!", take it literally, and immediately cut off all recording and get up to open the door. The boss is so furious that you ruined the otherwise flawless recording that he hatefùcks you in the bathroom. You see him give you a big thumbs up as he finishes directly on to your eyeballs. You end up going blind.

Gay 🟡 Black ❌️ Men ✅️

While not explicitly gay you definitely got some fruit in you so Ill give you half a point. Still doesn't get you up to a passing grade though Im afraid. See me after class and we can talk about some extra credit work to make up those points.

got home from work and the house was oddly quiet. My dog wasn't greeting me so looked for him. I was pretty unsure where he was untill heard whimpering in my bedroom. I was afraid he was injured but when opened the door I was horrified. knew Cöckapoodles were frisky but didn't think they meant like this. He was stroking his little lipstick weiner to dog twerking complations on MY IPad. immediately grabbed the tablet and confronted him. It was to late. He started spewing all over me like a maniac. was so furious. The ooey gooey mess was so large. had no idea a dog could produce that much. I went to my kitchen and turned on my gas stove. I left the fumes build up and went to my porch. then threw my lighter into the house, then it fücking exploded with the dog still inside. The second story of the house barely survived. NEVER buy a cööckapoodle.

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dude, im a queenslander. you dont tbag, thats a blues thing to do. clearly your no maroons supporter. dang your head in shame.

i have more std's then you have kills

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About the homophobia: obviously I am not homophobic, in fact im a FTM transsexual (not kidding) who's fu,cked all kinds of pansexual beasts and ugly little dy,kes. In fact as I am writing this, I am getting fu,cked by an asexual crippled Mujer with a feeldoe. I am about to stop so that I can hop on a Sybian and administer heavy oral to a mentally disabled black male furry.

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Gay people should be allowed to marry, shouldn't be treated as second-class citizens, yadda yadda. When transsexuals vandalize cop cars because they were the victims of some sort of police ineptitude or injustice--I forgot the details of the story--but that's a tale of justice in-line with the spirit of resistance and self-reliance The Founding Fathers (patriarchy alert) had, no sh,it. Queers prospering and not being messed with is a good thing.

However, when you can shut down a conversation, crush discourse, discredit someone and ruin their career, simply by labeling them as a racist or accusing them of hate speech, it's time for you to die. Preferably by having a big badass White Hetero Male motherfu,cker like me kick you in the spine wearing football cleats.

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A perfect example of this would be the short-haired piggy who got in my face after the performance. Inside the venue, I was totally polite to her and told her I'd hear her out without making fun of her. Instead of being calm and using a normal voice like I was, she just screamed in my face a bunch of vague nonsense about how I'm a piece of s,hit for using the word "fa,ggot" to be funny. She didn't even see the full anti-ho.mo set, she can be seen walking out two minutes in, after I used the word "fa,ggot" for the first time.

I told her I understood, was sorry for upsetting her, and disagreed with her. The clip you can see at the tail end of this video is after that, when we were outside and she was talking to her friends about me while I was within earshot.

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This sort of red vs. blue, kneejerk us vs. them bullsh.it is the reason why most of the time We have a circle-jerk team war and not an exchange of ideas. Several people have talked to me about this and we were able to have a nice conversation where I yielded some ground and admitted the content was a little insensitive and indeed lame/not funny. Those were the people who didn't start the conversation off by throwing verbal hand-grenades.

To the other people who think the way to progress as a society is by standing on a soap box, teary-eyed, wearing a crown of thorns and shouting "RACIST ABUSER VICTIMIZER RAP,IST WHITE FU,CK PIECE OF SH,IT!":

:) Suck My Di,ck You Dy,ke Bi,tch :)

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https://youtu.be/GHxFr_oDSTI

hilarious absolutely hysterical, kill yourself

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nah

This guy looks like he's regretting the failure of his first suicide attempt

6.02” in length (erect)(4.52“).97 inch diameter color rgb 255, 187, 158 tip color rgb 255, 168, 156 and a vein at 4,6 to 5,3

yall just love it when ya thang lets out like 7 ropes to the point u gotta hold on to something as ur muscles convulse vigorously

I literally played with this person yesterday. He was constantly singing and asking me for some reason if his singing was any good. (it was awful) I tried being nice but he kept on singing to the point where i told him to shut it. Then he started meowing the whole game. What a weird individual

My 97 year old grandfather fought in ww2 and he always used to tell me stories about the ww2. he was just 18 when he faced battle for the first time. So i wanted to show him this game to make him happy about the (good?) old days. My grandfather never been a huge fan of electronic devices. But I managed to get him to play this game on my laptop. I explained everything but he didn't understand it at first but later he learned how to walk in this game. His first impression was... Quiet. And he still was figuring everything out. But after 2 minutes he stood up. And went outside for a walk. When he came back it was time for dinner. then he bursts out crying. "I fought for this?'' he said. Then he kept on crying. my parents tried to cheer him up. but he kept crying. So we all silently finished eating our food. went home. I felt akward. Sad and ashamed. then I busted a big nut rubbin' it out on this game. 10/10 would bust again

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

wow egg they still think you cheat they just must be ♥♥♥♥ LOL they hate getting beat by a girl

Not walling in hostage group casual

wall dog,-rep

Signed by me, lets play csgo :)

Bic rëtart plejer

+rep is a good casual player Great friend met her in casual we had a laugh and had some jokes after all she is a gamer girl and i shall respect that, i would recommend add her rep her and hang out with her

walling dog

Bro keep up the good work!! Its not that your worthless its just that your not very good at the game yet but keep trying you’ll get there some day

I remember this guy from one of my classes at Hustler’s University, f.u .ck ing di ck h ead never paid attention, bottom(bit.ch) of the class. No wonder he failed in life

_rep anchor

If u need some1 2 tlk 2 u can tlk 2 meh cz i tlk alot just saying girlz tlk alot :D

ANOTHER L;OSER HACKER

Hey my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.

-rep still cheats

_rep anchor

-REP USING CHEATS

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why