🦃 THANKSGIVING WARNING 🦃

ATTENTION: This Thanksgiving, I just want to say—I am THANKFUL for all the bread rolls in my life, but mostly for you, toocas. You've been there through thick and thin (mostly thick, like that second slice of pumpkin pie). I appreciate you more than Aunt Carol’s awkward dance moves after too much wine. 💃🍷

If I had to choose between a Thanksgiving feast and your friendship... I’d choose you... unless there's mashed potatoes. Because, honestly, mashed potatoes are just that good. But still, you're top-tier in my book. 🎮🍗

Let’s play some games soon, or at least pretend we’re working on our “life goals” like that one uncle who says he’s "just taking a quick break". 🦸‍♂️💻

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU LEGEND. Enjoy the feast (and the food coma that follows). 🍽️🤤

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA HORRIBLE PERSON THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 6 your A TRUE HOMIE

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEAM KILLER

+rep Awesome guy!

+rep AWP GOD

Anakin: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME! Obi Wan: You have done that yourself. Anakin: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME! Obi Wan: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now.. until now you have become the very thing you've sworn to destroy. Anakin: Don't lecture me Obi Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought Peace Freedom Justice and Security to my new empire.

Obi Wan: Your new empire? Anakin: Don't make me kill you. Obi Wan: Anakin, my allegiance is to the republic-to democracy!