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milk

how i feel after shooting a man after begging for his life saying he has a family

good game rest of act 3 when

10\10 iraq simulator

I am a 55 year old biker and trucker father, and probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my son many happy memories.

atleast this sub doesnt implode smh

rahh

Who are you to be giving orders to me?! You fool, you cretin, you imbecile, you utter buffoon, you simpleton! Do you not acknowledge my role as the captain of this very space station?! I am the one that should be giving directions to you! You are my pawn and I am the king in this game of chess called "Life". I don't have time to be listening to the insignificant and utterly useless blabbering of my subordinate, as I actually have the qualification to give orders to anyone, unlike you, and your disgusting and horrendous appearance. Do not waste my time with your pathetic and meaningless attempts to socialize with me, the captain, as I do not care enough about you anymore after what you just said, to respond to any word you utter out of your useless mouth from this point forward. Get back to work before I demote you down so many ranks you won't even have an ID card!

Well, how about this, duckling? World War II was like a flock of ducks gone quackers! It all started when some feathers got ruffled in 1939. Germany, led by Adolf "The Feathered Führer" Hitler, swooped into Poland, causing quite the flap. That set off a wild wing-flapping chain reaction as countries took sides, quackin' up the place!

On one side, you had the Axis Ducks, with Germany, Italy, and Japan leading the honks. They were waddling around, causing chaos and trying to make the world their pond. But fear not, for the Allies Ducks were ready to take flight! With the United States, the Soviet Union, and the United Kingdom leading the charge, they spread their wings and fought tooth and bill to put an end to this feathery fiasco.

Germany went on a rapid beak-blitz across Europe, taking over countries left and right. But the Allies Ducks weren't about to be sitting ducks! They rallied their feathers, stood tall, and said, "No more!" The Battle of Britain saw the skies fill with feathers as ducks on both sides clashed in a quacking spectacle.

Meanwhile, in the Pacific, Japan was on a quest to expand its duck empire. They launched a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941, sending shock-waves through the duck community and ruffling feathers across the globe. The United States flapped its wings in response, joining the fight and adding their quacks to the Allies' chorus.

The war went on with ducks squawking on multiple fronts. The Eastern Front witnessed intense feathered feuds between Germany and the Soviet Union, with the Soviets quacking their way back into the game. In the Pacific, the Allies Ducks fought tooth and bill against Japan's advances, engaging in epic battles like Midway, Guadalcanal, and Iwo-Jima.

But the turning point, my fine feathered friend, came in 1944 with the grand invasion of Normandy, a quacking affair known as D-Day. The Allies Ducks stormed the beaches, making quite the splash and turning the tide against those pesky Axis Ducks. From there, they launched offensives, liberating occupied territories and making the Axis Ducks do a quick U-turn.

In 1945, the war reached its crescendo. The Soviets unleashed a massive quack-attack on the Eastern Front, while the Allies, led by the United States and the United Kingdom, launched a barrage of beak-bombs on Germany. Berlin finally fell, and Hitler went from a big quack to a tiny quack when he met his demise.

But the Pacific theater still had some squawking to do! The Allies Ducks kept up the pressure, and then came the big splash moment. The United States dropped atomic eggs, I mean bombs, on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August 1945. The devastating power of those new weapons and the Soviet invasion of Manchuria made Japan realize they were in hot water. So, they threw in the towel and surrendered, bringing an end to this epic duck fight!

Did that make things clearer you Jimbo?

yes