These are the secrets I have obtained over the years from many games:

Dead by Daylight:
Teabags are actually morse code.
Teabags after a successful mindgame or a pallet stun means "GG" plsdonthurt
Branded "new" part is actually rusty af.
You can play the game as long as you have two braincells to rub together.
MEGS. ARE. CUTE.
Every key must be used for it's true potential.
Claudette is the ultimate form of a perfect human.

Simple minecraft logic:
Can't make a wife out of a hoe >:3

Life:
Mosquitoes are the devil's work!!!
I SWEAR to GOD, Simpsons are just grown up minions !!!
If you is reading dis far, just know, that if peoplez are trying to bring you down, they are already below you! :)

Some questions I'll answer right now to save time:
No, I'm not on drugs.
Yes, I do stalk each and every profile before going into a dbd match.

If you have your profile private/comments turned off... THE AUDACITY OF SOME PEOPLE LEAVING COMMENTS...
Please send all the hate mail and contact my manager ---> KurisPanda#2375 <3

If I play killer, dropping your item in front of me might save you... :)
I like to play as Hag and protect the basement's treasure... Once you touch it - you're dead... dead dead...
































































































































































































































































































































































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