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Mashonaland West, Zimbabwe
*leaps in the air angrily* OHHHH CMON 😡. SERIOUSLY! BUT-BUT-BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT I GOT TO YOU FIRST? I THOUGHT I WAS THE FROG TO HOP ON YOU 🫵🏾YOU KNOW I LOVE LEAPING *starts to leap athletically*, CANT YOU TELL.. IM VERY ATHLETIC 😔. *Face starts to get scared*.. Listen i really wanna hop on you 🫵🏾 ok? and im here to stay im not the type of frog 🐸 to lily pad to lily pad to lily pad. Nooo thats not me, my intention is clear, my intention is to hop on you 🫵🏾 and stay with you.. *starts to beg* so please ☹️ *rubs hand whilst licking his sexy lips* Can i hop on you 😀.. Yeah? **looks down**.. ok 😊. *proceeds to hop* ONEE!. TWOOO!. THREE! *proceeds to jump to the camera most likely breaking it*