Recent reviews by The Wizardly Bean

Ah, the egg—nature's most mystical orb, a vessel of life and possibility encased in a delicate shell of enchantment! Behold its form, smooth and unassuming, yet brimming with cosmic potential. To the practiced wizard, an egg is no mere provision; it is an artifact of creation, a microcosm of the world's duality: fragile, yet brimming with power.

When cracked and stirred into potions, the yolk binds spells, lending them vitality, while the whites whisper the incantations of purity. Consumed as sustenance, it fortifies the body and sharpens the mind, an alchemical marvel in its own right. Even the shell, crushed and scattered, offers protection against curses and enhances soil for magical herbs.

Yet, let us not forget its riddles: is it the beginning, or is it the end? This question, as ancient as magic itself, reminds us that the egg is more than sustenance—it is a symbol, a secret, and a challenge to all who seek the truth.

Verdict: An arcane marvel of the natural world, worthy of both reverence and experimentation. Five enchanted stars. ✨✨✨✨✨

mhm

♥♥♥♥ this wack as game. I am slowly losing my life trying get the last acivement

Scary

nej

bruh it took me 5 min to rage so hard... like i have no idea what to do in it and i do not feel like you get to learn anything with help

its really good if just feel to shoot some things and have fun for yourself

i freaking love this game idk why i love it so much i guys it is just like how it looks and how it is alot like undertale. i am sad that its not longer than it is but i still LOVE it.

i think its a really fun game to play with your friends.

but at first i was kinda lost there was too much i did not know the controls.

but in the end its a really fun game and many diffrent kind of games (had only 50 hours)

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after +900 i take back what i said.
i hate this brainrot of a game deeply into my soul

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After 1200+ i have an urge to gauge my eyes out, and break my fingers