Funny guy

fat Mormon L

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard peepee :push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Report for **** *** submitted, report id 3791596458893902085

signed by me

Beautiful soul. Would love to touch again

signed by me

xypher Oct 4 @ 9:24am 
garbage player. baits so hard

Good freind

wheres my sign at.

French and Indian is diabolical... u lost the genetic lottery buddy

indian trash

garbage player. baits so hard

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0.7 hrs on record
EARLY ACCESS REVIEW
this game is so bad im going to sue gabe for allowing this game to be on steam its a waste of my time im going to touch myself innapropriately now.

-rep brain dead

Imbecile

yuck french canadian

thank you bich nga

♥♥♥♥♥♥

"get leetified" i went 39 and 8 on yalls bitchass 🥀

hell yeah

all that talk just to go 9-17 lol

signed by me

signed by ME

We met in 2018. you may not remember me. I bumped into you on the street, dropped my conveniently loose papers all around, and you scrambled to help me pick them up. You may not have thought much of that day, but your face has been burned into my yearning eyes since then.

Thanks for the coaching lessons +rep got me out of 5k rating

blatant

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-rep trash player leaving after 1 round

+rep paid for cs2 carry service, brought him from 5k elo to 9k in 4 days for $80

fk you diggin in me king

Where's my nuggets man?

thx for sign. big fan

Your castle has been visit by the aids wizard. Delete your account within a fortnight or you shall be stricken with aids.

-rep F@CKING INDIAN!!! BENCHODEEEE. UR MOTHER 1 RUPEE. HE THREATENED TO R@PE MY MOM AND SISTER.

indian dude who threatened to r@pe my 11 year old sister on snapchat

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signed by da goat

Signed by Gompers, ggwp

+rep signed by yours truly ernie :)

-rep thrower and actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep thrower and actual autist had to carry this bot

sign by me

Time to level up. Game?

cant make fun of someones voice when ur to ♥♥♥♥♥ to talk lmao

mos ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plr ive ever played with

hi

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+rep pretty good player <3