Oh, the 2025 Chevrolet Silverado—because nothing says innovation like slapping new headlights on last year’s truck and calling it a day. This hulking, chrome-drenched monument to excess boasts a gas-guzzling V8 that laughs in the face of fuel economy, a tech-filled cabin that’s somehow still clunkier than your grandma’s flip phone, and a truck bed big enough to carry all your hopes and dreams—plus your crippling loan payments. But hey, at least it has a new infotainment system to distract you from the fact that it still drives like a battleship in rush hour traffic. If you’ve ever wanted a vehicle that screams “I need everyone to know I have disposable income,” congratulations—this one’s for you.