Specs
CPU - your slow dumb brain
GPU - a card that renders better than your blind eyes
Cooler - the cold one
PSU - the hot one
HDD - the giant one
SSD - the little one
RAM - 4 long, hard 8 gb sticks

Stuff
Mic - the one I found in a KFC dumpster
Keyboard - the clicky one
Mousepad - the smooth one
Mouse - the furry one
TV - the big one
Headphone - the loud one