about my pc :>
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CPU:

Intel Celeron 266 MHz (fan optional, because who needs cooling?)

RAM:

256 MB DDR (one stick is bent, the other is missing)

Storage:

20 GB IDE hard drive, 40% of sectors already “mysteriously” bad

GPU:

Integrated graphics with shared 8 MB VRAM — perfect for displaying a color

Display:

14" CRT monitor that hums like it’s about to confess something

Keyboard:

Sticky keys (literally sticky) — missing the letter “E” for added challenge

Mouse:

Ball mouse (ball not included)

Operating System:

Windows ME (no service packs)

Connectivity:

56k modem for blazing-fast internet (only works if you scream at it)

One USB 1.0 port — on the back — slightly cracked

Power Supply:

150W “probably fine” unit with a fan that squeals like a haunted kettle