Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to be in depression
By DJ $PIT and 1 collaborators
I'll show u how to become a real depression gaymer addict, this is a steam depression not some real ♥♥♥♥ u wanna get people's attention just to feel special.
   
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High level!
You gotta get a high level on steam like lvl 100 so u can showcase how depressed u are and get access to alotta stuff (artwork, screenshot, fav groups, guides...) Don't forget that gaymers likes high lvl profiles, u may get some attention from them !
Also get a sad group or a group with weird policy. A group bout suicide is pretty cool nowadays.

Blury pfp or Aesthetic
Once u done this, get a nice profile picture like a sad anime girl from ur fav or an asian girl works every time.


Music!
Now we're on the b1g part, music is really really important because that represent who you are, music will put u in ur favorite mood : fake sadness and fake love.
Even tho u never had a gf b4, u'll listen to love songs and drugs songs (we'll speak later bout drugs and illness).

Love songs for virgins :



Weak f a g s , heart broken :





For girls I don't know lotta songs but ik one :


Lil peep is rly important to you, even tho u did not know em b4 he died lol. And you'll listen to : XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTENTACTION!!!!
XXXXXXXXTENTACTION is rly important as much as peep bc he sad and he wanna die too but for real ♥♥♥♥ not like u lil f a g s.
WARNING :
you won't listen to RIP ROACH or look at me! either , you'll listen to his album "17" remixes, example :








Guides!
As a gaymer u'll have a gif as a favorite guide, don't forget ur in gaymer depression and ur heart is broken inside even tho u a ♥♥♥♥♥ and never had a gf.
You'll have a rose as favorite guide that turn on and off or turn around like yo momma.
these guides r gay btw.
Drugs, liars conclusion.
As a real ♥♥♥ in fake depression and would do everything for a lil bit of attention, u'll fake drugs, you never done drugs even weed but you still gonna post ♥♥♥♥ bout it.

Xanax, you know nothing bout it but u claim poppin pills everynight, lotta groups have apeared since peep's death but its cool! cuz rappers does lean, benzos and backwoods but ur not them, stop acting like a puss y and be who you are, stop lying to ur self.
99% of ppl in depression doesn't show it, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on steam would love to be in depression or in a compton gang both r not cool and u don't choose to be in.
Stop asking for help on steam no one will help u and no one care bout ur irl life ♥♥♥ play the game and stfu.



♥♥♥ lying to get attention






don't forget to cheat like every gaymers ;) (ofc in csgo)
12 Comments
amira.is.a.tr@nny Apr 6, 2022 @ 4:51pm 
funniest part is, its true
stressedcel coristolmogged Jun 3, 2019 @ 3:05pm 
this is the most funniest guide i have ever seen
March 12, 2025 Mar 30, 2019 @ 7:13pm 
Awesome!
big fan Jun 23, 2018 @ 1:14pm 
i am a gamer
DJ $PIT  [author] Apr 4, 2018 @ 11:20am 
o ♥♥♥♥ ur a part of mabz"s groups HHAHAHAH
ur a dog, get friends
DJ $PIT  [author] Apr 4, 2018 @ 11:18am 
r u triggered
DJ $PIT  [author] Apr 4, 2018 @ 11:15am 
r y retarded or smth
DJ $PIT  [author] Apr 4, 2018 @ 10:30am 


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i smoek wiid





all ur name show how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ u r
ur cheating
u like gay anime
u don't know what fentanyl is but you heard it in a xanax topic so its cool
questionmark Apr 3, 2018 @ 2:23am 
go ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
efners Mar 28, 2018 @ 1:38am 
no u