Skyrim is a great game. The legends say it was made from the tears of Todd Howard after the cool kids found out he was in the chess club. Not long after, rumours began to spread that Todd cast a spell on the game, making it impossible to stop playing. This spell is known today as "unsuccessfull bugfixing". However, there is a way of breaking this spell, but I must urge you to do it discretely, and not let Todd find out. Any alteration to the game, except for game breaking mods are dangerous to use. I have a friend who accidentally clicked "uninstall". He has been missing for seven years now. After a long investigation the police decided to steal his computer (idk why ask them). Beneath it was three words ingraved into the floor, "it just works".

There are five better ways to stop playing than hitting uninstall and getting abducted by the mysterious Todd Howard. They are known as "The five choises". Again I urge you to do it in absolute silence and don't tell anyone else what you did. It's safest with no loose ends (so if you suspect that someone knows, you know what to do).

- Burn your computer and live in isolation (make sure to do it during daylight. Todd is most active at night)

- Commit not living (the safest option on this list)

- Click uninstall (the decision my friend made, rest in peace)

- Find a new game to play (the only safe game to switch to is Fallout 76, so you should consider every other option first)

- Kill Todd Howard (the most dangerous quest mankind would ever endure. He can only die from the blade of "financial difficulties". This can be obtained by buying Bethesda, and driving it to the ground)

UPDATE: This page has been compromised by multiple Todd Howards. There is no way of knowing who is the real one - Proceed with caution!

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