Counter-Strike 2

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How to use the PP-Bizon in CS:GO!
By Poopy Butt 27 and 1 collaborators
This guide will help you learn to use the secret best gun in the game, the PP-Bizion!
   
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Welcome
If you want to learn how to use the PP-Bizon, you have come to the right place! In this guide, we will show how to use, when to buy, etc.
Stats
The PP-Bizon is a SMG for both CT and T side.
According to the Counter Strike wiki, the PP-Bizion sports:
  • A 64 magazine capacity
  • A fire rate of 750 RPM
  • A accurate range of 10 m
  • Armor penetration of 60%
  • And a penetration power of 100.
  • A kill reward of $600 (Competitive) and $300 (Casual)
  • A price of $1400
  • A movement speed of 240 units
  • And does less damage that throwing sand at your enemies (27 dmg)

How to use it
So, before you even use the PP-Bizon, you need to get into the mindset of the PP-Bizon. Take everything you learned about this game, all of your strategy and skill, and throw it the ♥♥♥♥ away. Once you buy the PP-Bizon, you are no longer taking the round seriously. Basically, what i'm saying is, never stop moving, never crouch while shooting, and always jump and rush the enemy with no hesitation. Also, this gun doesn't have a lot of recoil, so in close range try and go for head shots. And, it also has decent accuracy while moving, and jumping, and since it has 64 bullets, you can constantly shoot it. In all seriousness though, rushing enemies with the PP-Bizon may work, because it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid that it could work. If you find yourself having trouble, buy skins! As every epic gamer knows, more skins = more skill.
When to buy
ALWAYS. After all, you don't take this game seriously, your reading a PP-Bizon guide.
Counters
You may think anything counters the PP-Bizon, and you would be right, but no. The only true counter to memes is other memes. So, if you need to counter a PP-Bizon, try to:
  • Stab them
  • Use the P90
  • Uno Reverse card and use the PP-Bizon
  • Use the ungodly awful Sawed off
  • Use the discount Uzi aka Mac 10
  • Use the discount Mac-10 aka MP9
  • Use the only gun in CS:GO that's over $5000 but is somehow worse in almost every way then the Negev which is $1700, so you should literally not use this gun unless your REALLY desperate, the M249
  • Noscope
Credits
This Negev guide for inspiration: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2021237850
This iNoToRiOuS video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbfww-vmoyM
The CS:GO wiki for information.
6 Comments
i am so wise Dec 7, 2020 @ 7:08am 
no no no just hold w and hold down left click when you see person hold down left click until the player model falls on the floor. repeat until you are top frag
Pants Jones May 7, 2020 @ 11:48pm 
good guide, now global elite, drowning in ♥♥♥♥♥
panpan May 4, 2020 @ 5:35am 
nice info
Hyper =3 May 1, 2020 @ 9:21pm 
This is epic
Poopy Butt 27  [author] May 1, 2020 @ 10:15am 
yes, pee pee
Biscuit May 1, 2020 @ 7:20am 
pee pee !