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How to NOT become a FURRY or GAY (or both) in VR CHAT (shourt guide)

By Kemyada᠌ ⁧⁧Demaya

You find it hard to like women? THIS GUIDE WILL HELP YOU! READ TILL THE END!
THOSE SITUATIONS ARE ALL REAL. IF YOU SEE THE SAME PATTERN IN YOUR VRC EXPERIENCE - YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

WHAT YOU'LL NEED!

Desire to s*x women.
THE D (preferably)
Brain (preferably)

WHAT TO DO!

You join black cat.
You went straight for the toilet because funniest people are always there.
You hear strange noises as you approach.
It sounds like someone hitting their fat stomach with their wet hand.
You're curious, you follow the sound.
You go to the second floor.
You see a group of 6 people all in female avatars.
What the f*ck is going on here?
They made a half-circle looking at three people erping.
You decide to investigate & find a reason to bully them.
Your investigation failed. You cant look away because that guys acting is so good.
He sounds so feminine that you d*ck gets hard.
You decide not to question it and just follow along.
It's your turn to join.
You agree because nothing bad will ever happen, you know yourself.
U're so into it that u're trying to cut the line.
You've liked it, you decide to add the main guy to your friend list.
Some weeks in and u're doing it with with in private.
Hey, anon, where are you from?
Next thing you know - you're doing it in a hotel room.
You're a guy. He's a guy.
You forgot to say n.o.h.o.m.o. afterwards.

...GAYEST ENDING POSSIBLE

You've joined a random world.
You see a bunch of people doing weird sh*t in front of a mirror.
All of them have VR headsets.
Looks like a decent place to have fun.
30 minutes in and u're thinking about buying a VR headset for yourself.
One of them is particularly fond of you.
They add you to their friend list and tell you to come with them.
You spend several days talking with the guy.
You like him a lot, so you follow.
The first thing you see when you join his world is his avatar.
It's a giant humanoid wolf wtih a lot of bright particles, animated fur and giant bright-green ears.
Your VRC crashes.
You never log on again.

...ELDRICH HORROR ENDING

You have fun time with people u've just met.
Some of them are asking you weird, s*xual questions.
Well, maybe our culture is different?
One of them asks if you'd like to follow them to a nice place they usually spend time at.
You find nothing wrong with it so you answer positively.
You look at the name of the world above the portal.
Furry Hideout, Friends+
Well, it's not like they'll do some weird sh*t in there, right?
For the next few months you log on every single evening and spend time with them.
You've became so good at acting that you'll probably get an oscar the moment you make a debut.
You have 300 people in your friend list. 280 of them are furries.
You decide that you're not a cheap hoe so you start asking for payment in exchange for your time.
You make more than you'll ever make working a normal job.
You have money, you have happiness. The only thing that is left is...