Global Gameplay Stats

Death and Taxes

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 60
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97.3%

Lemons

75.5%

Make It Rain

Get a raise
66.8%

Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
60.5%

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
60.0%

This Is Fine

56.1%

Benefactor

50.5%

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
45.7%

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
45.2%

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
39.8%

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
33.2%

The Sacrifice

33.2%

I'll Be Back

31.0%

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
31.0%

War Changes

28.0%

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
27.3%

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
24.1%

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
22.9%

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
21.6%

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
21.1%

Global Warming

20.3%

Plague Doctor

20.1%

Goodest Ending

19.6%

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
19.1%

Ouroboros

18.5%

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
18.1%

Back To The Roots

18.0%

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
17.1%

Insubordinate

17.0%

Utopia

15.6%

Treehugger

15.2%

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
14.5%

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
12.9%

Long Live The King

12.4%

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
11.7%

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
11.7%

Much Love

10.8%

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
10.8%

Yot

Press the Discord button
9.8%

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
9.5%

Cure Cancer

8.0%

Stonks

7.8%

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
7.8%

Total War

7.2%

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
6.4%

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
5.7%

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight
5.4%

Fate's Pet

5.4%

Armageddon

4.9%

Development Hell

3.8%

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal
3.6%

The Great Dying

3.2%

Darwin Award

2.0%

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times
1.8%

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
1.5%

Infinitarium

Get all endings
1.5%

EGG

1.1%

Rulebender

1.0%

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits
0.9%

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den
0.8%

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories