You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

from what we can tell "full movie online free" seems to be some kind of 21st century prayer
no mondays in the cambrian era
sometimes "but you don't look disabled" is not even about the visibility of your disability. sometimes it's about "you look like an actual person and i picture disabled people as some weird creatures that i can never ever meet and now my reality is crashed by the fact that i see an actual disabled person and they look like a person."
I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.
not to be dramatic i would take a bullet for the praying mantis build a bear
i didn't realize this is meant to be a valentines day thing . affectionately they are fucking crazy for this
Encounter: snuggly lil chubsy Mantisfolk
completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy
do NOT separate them
It feels criminal not to include the third panel
I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.
-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል
I AM SO MAD THAT I GOT POLISH RIGHT AWAY
I deadass thought it was the main page or smth because I am in Poland rn
@rammyrue’s tags because holy shit this is so accurate and important
Big!!! Steppy!!!
Taking her job very seriously
