Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

Another reason why it sucks that Jango Fett died as he did (I mean, it definitely sucks from a Boba point of view; audience point of view may vary) is that we didn’t get a Clone Wars episode where Team Obi-Wan have to reluctantly co-operate with Fett père et fils to solve some shared problem/adventure

and for every kind of peril or stupid side quest they get into Jango produces something from his belt of identical little brown pouches

• Lock picks
• Silly putty
• WD-40
• Waiter’s corkscrew
• Curiously strong peppermints

The Force is completely unhelpful for some handwavy reason, but it’s okay because Jango has hair elastics and an idea he got from watching innumerable old episodes of Mandalorian MacGyver (MacGy’ver) when Boba was a baby and would only sleep on his chest

After a while when any inconvenience presents itself, the elite Jedi knights just look expectantly at Dad Friend to fix it

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

i saw someone lamenting that so many tumblr users block eachother before they ever even interact just because the blockee seems annoying. i went to their blog and i looked at their pinned post and then, dear reader, i blocked them

it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents