You have 9 missed calls from The Invincible Mutant Pig Brothers

day 2: celebrities shop too

Paying your way through college by selling weed or doing Only Fans or whatever is infinitely more honorable than joining the military to get an education. Never forget community college is an option and you do not have to contribute to American imperialism to attend. I knew a girl who had scholarships but sold her dirty socks and underwear to pervs online for living expenses and she is stronger than any US marine for that.

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

Peace and love on the planet earth

This is the best subreddit actually

From episode 225 of Adam Conover's Factually podcast

hi oomfs

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

You will never guess who tried to make a Nutrient Block in the late 90s

It really did have everything and some of the varieties even managed to have a Flavor, but the downside was that packing that much nutrition into a single log made your digestive system work REALLY hard and well it turned out to not be an appropriate thing to eat in an office environment. Look up the reviews if you want to hear some fascinating colorful descriptions of waves of loud farts

submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube.

submit to the cube.

the fact that people are reblogging this without the anime girl hypno is really funny to me for some reason

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thank you yes, I did need this today

game tip: u can try picking a friends name n moaning it into the pillow while u jerk off just to see how it feels

game tip: u can try picking an enemy’s name n sobbing it into the pillow while u jerk off just to see how it feels

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

"we HAVE to keep these degenerate freaks out of our community" and it's like bro why would she want to be in a community full of misogynist dorks to begin with?? like use ur brain she's not trying to hang out with u lmao

back in the gamergate era there was this boogeyman of the Fake Gamer Girl and it's crazy that we still haven't escaped the "she's DECEIVING us to get into our gross clubhouse full of repellent nerds" mentality

How to fix a ripped plushie (clear and easy to follow) by 浪浪山陈三丫头手缝师傅

ok thank god there's so many fucking videos showing you how to do a ladder stitch like it's some kind of magic trick but here's the actual use case for it: closing a seam you can't reach the inside of. in all other cases, if you're fixing a ripped seam on pants, or on a tshirt, the ladder stitch is a messy, glorified running stitch.

really really obsessed with this gif lately because it can be used to express basically any emotion you need it to

what if i need to express carrying a fluffy white bunny rabbit through a parking garage.... can it do that.....?

you better believe it can brother

THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER

did you see ethan hawkes response this is so awesome me when im dating a man but dont know im gay