I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

*ungreats your dane*

Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid

"Thingy (possibly happening?)" Vs. "Thingy (possibly dude?)"

Anomaly is another great one: "thingy (???)"

makes your puppy dusty

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

he has a name :(

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

La Morte d'Throck

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

I killed the dasher

Okay W

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

If I told you I wrote this while thinking about the dangers of being visibly trans vs never trying to transition at all, happiness followed by a bright, burning end, smacking hard against a concrete ocean vs playing it too safe and never flying high, dooming you to a cold, crushing end from drowning, You'd believe me, right?

Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:

"Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you."

"When you tell someone that you don't like all the crow facts, you're...

"You're actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts."

no mondays in the cambrian era

Not to vent but: fuck

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

i'm at the combination bob ross baseball sailor moon

Wiretag!!!!!!!!

literally how it feels