i’m going to write a fic So Stupid

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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asamis-jodhpurs

Chapter 7 is up! In which rather than leaving the pear wiggler to its own devices, the forces of the universe and I pick it up and begin to shake it violently :)

BEDTIME READING GONNA BE GOOD TONIGHT ffxvi sebland
sapphim
sapphim

Dragon Age fans: What type of demon would your Warden be most susceptible to?

Desire

Despair

Envy

Fear

Hunger

Pride

Rage

Sloth

Other / Results / Warden is bald

sapphim

What type of demon would your Hawke be most susceptible to?

Desire

Despair

Envy

Fear

Hunger

Pride

Rage

Sloth

Other / Results / Hawke is bald

sapphim

What type of demon would your Inquisitor be most susceptible to?

Desire

Despair

Envy

Fear

Hunger

Pride

Rage

Sloth

Other / Results / Inquisitor is bald

sapphim

What type of demon would your Rook be most susceptible to?

Desire

Despair

Envy

Fear

Hunger

Pride

Rage

Sloth

Other / Results / Rook is bald

hoo boy alright fane (warden) would definitely be most susceptible to despair had her entire family killed to set the journey off and then immediately saw all the wardens of ferelden slaughtered she comes into herself over the journey but she is NOT doing well for quite awhile hawke would def be most susceptible to a rage demon I sort of set it up so that he systematically loses every single piece of his family and then also gets betrayed by a romanced anders so he's just so furious and tired of losing shit I play him as purple in act 1 blue in act 2 and red in act 3 so that rage is really a-brewing and he could get fucking got roundabouts the end of the game feynriel (inquisitor) could fall prey to a sloth demon probably he just is not into leading the inquisition at allllll he did not ask for it and all he really cares about is trying to get out of the mess he's stuck in it'd be easy to just give up and he's constantly thinking about that khayam (rook) would probably fall prey to a desire demon not in a sexy way but more a greedy way? he grew up an urchin in rivain and struggled until he found a home with the lords of fortune so he's really always searching for more more more to satiate that yawning maw of hunger and misery and lack from his youth he could easily take promises of satiety too far
aesadraws
questions-about-blorbos

If you could, would you slap your Blorbo for their actions in canon?

Yes

No

I would do more than that

My Blorbo has never done anything wrong

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

nah i joke but dion doesn't deserve to be slapped he deserves like therapy and a night of freak shit with terence notably DESERVES does not mean I would give him that i do enjoy watching him suffer (sorry dion)
mikkeneko

explosions-are-funny asked:

How did you come across/join tumblr?

-Pinterest refugee

-Tumblr reddit posts refugee

-someone told me of it

-twitter/bluesky refugee

-secret fifth option

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay answered:

How did you come across/join tumblr?

Pinterest refugee

Tumblr reddit posts refugee

someone told me of it

twitter/bluesky refugee

secret fifth option

personally i was googling some fanart + fanfic

mikkeneko

Very surprised that "Livejournal was getting sold off and we didn't trust the new owners so people en masse migrated to Tumblr instead of somewhere sensible, like DW or JF" was not an option

what mikkeneko said lol came here from the LJ exodus in 2011 left in 2013 came back as part of the twitter exodus
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sirkayleeofcamelot

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

big-blog-of-cheese-day

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

thyrell

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

the274

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

evilwizard

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

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wolquestion
wolquestion

1/7/26

Who was your wol(oc)'s closest friend growing up?

toshi! a raen au ra boy in his village they met when they were 13 shortly after toshi's mom took him and left sui-no-sato to be with a man on the surface toshi was very excited to help care for all his new stepdad's farm animals and he met kimihiro through that work they became really close really fast toshi had a crush on him pretty much instantly but didn't reveal it for years dating lowkey ruined the friendship (not hostile just distant) but they both value the time they had together and still think of each other fondly
aesadraws
basically 24/7 i really only take them off for like reading in bed at the very end of the night i don't NEED to wear them to sit around the house necessarily since I can see clearly for like 3 feet but I prefer to anyways
mikkeneko
overthinkingmoth

the thing about mxtx novels is that they demonstrate both a significant degree of authorial misogyny and a better understanding of feminist theory than the average Tumblr user

overthinkingmoth

ok i feel like i should explain what this means.

on the one hand it is clear from her work that she understands how patriarchy and similar systems of power and oppression (notably classism) work, as well as an understanding of Why They Are Bad that goes beyond the typical "girlboss" or "men bad" forms of feminism.

on the other hand she does not give a single fuck about her female characters.

mikkeneko

#every woman she writes has depth and internality and a relationship to the society she lives in#and it's really impressive how she manages to do this while allergic to having a woman present for longer than 3 pages at a time#like damn miss moxiang this character was very compelling for the 5 lines of dialogue she was allowed to have. how do you do it? - via @lgbtlunaverse

okay real mxtx