Happiness was never important.

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

GREAT ÓðINN; ALLFATHER WHO RIDES THE GALLOWS, WHO SWUNG FROM A BOUGH WE WILL NEVER COMPREHEND ...

Wanted to figure Odin (and Slippy) out with my work!

in 2014 my friends and i went on omegle with the search term "furry" and people would ask "a/s/f/o" which is Age, Sex, Fursona (Species), Orientation and every single time we would respond with "I am Job the turtle. I am slow but I will rock you" and every single time they would immediately disconnect

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

Sinister red dragon inspired by the works of Johan Egerkrans.

I’m calling her Venatrix and she loves sharp objects.

Gorgonopsids