hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

There’s become quite a few of these and the blue hellsite’s tag search functionality is garbage, so here: all the #Storytime with Hell posts I can think of:

Bob the Firewizard’s Unwise Pyromaniac Adventures

Revenge Is Best Served Cold

Kitten Little and the Kitchen Murdercat

My Elementary School Nemesis

I Am Not A Lawful Good Character

…and other high school shenanigans

The Stupidest Injury I Can Think Of

The Healing Powers of Throatpunching

Tiny Hellen’s Revenge (and an example of the Scary Voice)

The Shark Story

An Extremely Safe Adventure In Liverpool Cathedral

Mr. Taylor’s Historical History

If there’s any particular topic you would like to hear a story on, let me know, and maybe I’ll have something fitting. No promises, of course, but maybe….

I am a moron. I made this post because of the bullwhip story and then immediately forgot to include the bullwhip story. 

Recent-ish additions:

Senior Survival, Redux

My very church-appropriate nephew

Learn to sheepdog for fun and revenge!

Someone remind me to update this in like six hours when I’m off mobile, there’s been quite a few new ones!

Thank you for reminding me, anons! Feel free to tell me if I’ve missed any.

The Eldritch Horror in the Taco Bell

Sometimes you just have to destroy an ENTIRE HOUSE

Beware the dickorations

Hell’s Suitors

That time I cut my toe in half, but not …toe-tally off (obvious warnings apply)

Aircraft-carrier parents

Nothing like a barefoot ice race to warm the spirit

(And how I learned how to walk in heels, which …kind fits?)

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corndog-patrol:

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y'all i cannot even summon an apology for this one

usedtobehmc:

porterr-robinson:

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If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.


MWAH.

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mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

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Fking bush at least had to gall to PRETEND it was about democracy   Trump: we taking the oil  — Travie 😶 (@Tzgrey77) January 3, 2026ALT

Of course Star Wars makes the best political point ever.

pikaole:

pikaole:

Me and mom learned new English word.

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

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usedtobehmc:

porterr-robinson:

v.2

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.


MWAH.

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fluffylittlebees:

Victor saying “the sun is life” means so much more when he proceeds to trap his creation away from it.

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“The sun is life.”

And you shall not see it.

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Victor thinks so lowly of the Creature, that he deprives him of something as minuscule as the warmth of the sun.

And in trapping the Creature where the sun can’t reach him, Victor Frankenstein practically tells him right from the start that he does not deserve life, nor the simple pleasures of it.

The sun is life.

He thinks the creature has no life.

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The final scene of the movie, the Creature is bathed in sunlight.

It’s like he finally understands his value, and knows that he is in fact worthy of the simple pleasures of the world.

paddysnuffles:

nookisms:

nookisms:

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: …We’re in Ohio…

Me, knowing we’re in Utah: ????

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Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

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asteroidtroglodyte:

kominfyrirkattarnef:

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

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Power is a funny thing.

feedingtheforsaken:

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This movie is my Roman Empire. Oh Jacob Elordi and the man you are 🤩

I loved this movie too much not to draw something to show my love for Guillermo del Toro’s movie!

Feel free to use this image for like literally anything, just please give me credit, this is my creation and I plan on cherishing it more than Victor did.

anobsessedpotato:

teaboot:

hellsitegenetics:

teaboot:

Please help me. One of my brothers asked for my help doing an art and when I said “okay first off let’s get some reference images” he said “oh I don’t do those.”

my brother in Mom what the fuck do you mean you don’t do that

String identified:
a . t a g a at a a “a t t’ gt c ag” a “ ’t t.”
t at t c a ’t tat

Closest match: Erithacus rubecula genome assembly, chromosome: 5
Common name: European Robin

A european robin sits on a mossy rock. Its body is small and round, with its neck and chest displaying red feathers, and the rest of its body having light gray and light brown colors. Its beak is short and black.ALT

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A. Sketch of the European Robin on lined paper, made in pen. Text reads, “true individualism iss myth. An isolated eye becomes an echo chamber, and inbred art eats itself alive”ALT

@robinparravel

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should-be-sleeping:

yorgen-sh:


how to open a bag of rice correctly

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