david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.
wow i really dont know why i relate to this shane hollander guy so much.
whats that you said? he’s autistic?
yeah, that’ll do it.
what did i do with my morning you might ask? watched all of heated rivalry of course.
connor storrie is giving me the strongest gender envy i’ve had in a while. white boy of all time.
im so flaccid rn where are they










